• Essential oil sleep mix: juniper, lavender and basil.
  • Cushion for between the knees.
  • I remember the smell of the 1970s.
  • Making the bed used to be a chore, now it’s an achievement.
  • Those adverts which use your location are ridiculously ineffective; “Most millionaires in [insert tiny low-income village name here] have discovered a way to get even richer.”
  • Did I say “itches were welcomed distractions”? Scratch that.