• A Hollywood film with solecism, continuity errors and plot holes rakes in millions … but misuse “of” instead of “from” in your book and you’ll never be read again.
  • I lose it at the “how are you today?” line – Cold Calling Scripts.
  • It is true that cats will flirt for food, but they are one of the rare animals that will come back at a later time and say thank-you to the person who fed them.
  • Time to strop the loppers – winter pruning.
  • “You’re too young to have a stroke.” And my reply, “Well, thought I’d get it out of the way while I’m still in my prime.”